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Post by roncal on Dec 11, 2017 4:35:10 GMT -6
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the mood or when you need something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
I lost my watch at a party once..
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party.
Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman.. not on my watch.
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Post by roncal on Dec 11, 2017 4:35:27 GMT -6
This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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Post by roncal on Dec 11, 2017 4:35:48 GMT -6
I have a story for you. A guy pours cement all over a plot of land..
and then the plot thickens.
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Post by roncal on Dec 12, 2017 4:23:39 GMT -6
How can you tell if an ant is male or female?
They're all females, otherwise, they'd be uncles.
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Post by roncal on Dec 12, 2017 4:24:07 GMT -6
Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..
...just five more minutes.
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Post by dmnrec on Dec 12, 2017 19:11:47 GMT -6
How do you know Santa is good in karate?
He has a black belt.
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Post by dmnrec on Dec 12, 2017 19:13:05 GMT -6
What did Mrs. Clause say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Looks like reindeer (rain dear)....
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Post by roncal on Dec 14, 2017 4:20:26 GMT -6
Hahaha! Let's just keep 'em coming.  My ceiling isn’t my favorite thing in the world.. But you know, it’s up there. |
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Post by roncal on Dec 14, 2017 4:21:28 GMT -6
Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Student: "Someone told me to go to hell."
Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?"
Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."
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Post by roncal on Dec 14, 2017 4:22:42 GMT -6
A friend of mine once said that eating a clock is so..
time-consuming.
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